This One Will Be Saved Until Prom Night

I imagine the conversation will go something like this:

"Come in here, son. Nice tux; look sharp. Have a seat and don't mind the shotgun. Just set it in the corner, but be careful--its loaded."

"By the way, how fast would you say you can run? Why? O, just curious. Katlyn ever tell you I took down a gazelle at full speed last time I was in Africa?"

"Hey, Mom, why don't you bring out Katie's baby pictures and we can entertain Todd here with some stories . . ."